I wish I knew what I was doing

Just do let this spirit survive

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teachers:
dont have sex youll die
government:
dont have sex youll die
everyone:
dont have sex youll die
someone:
im asexual
everyone:
thats fucked up how could you not love sex its the best thing ever wtf

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yume-x-hanabi:

Random Xillia fact of the day from the World Guidance Book:

The reason Ludger’s towel dissolves is not because of digestion like the characters believe, it’s because of a special function called “naked bonding experience”. Why does Teepo have such a function? Ask Wingul, the creators say.

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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